~Lovelya

I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'M HISPANIC, SO I MUST BE DIRtTY.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I'M JEWISH, SO I MUST BE GREEDY.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'M AN ATHEIST, SO I MUST HATE THE WORLD.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'M SOUTHERN, SO I MUST BE WHITE TRASH.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, SO I MUST BE A SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'M A VEGETARIAN, SO I MUST BE A CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, SO I MUST BE A WHORE.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'M BI, SO I MUST THINK EVERY PERSON I SEE IS HOT.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO I MUST LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, SO I MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGED DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, SO I MUST SMOKE AND DRINK TOO.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, SO I MUST THINK LITTLE OF THOSE WHO DON´T.
I DON´T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, SO I MUST BE ANTISOCIAL.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I DRAW ANIME SO I MUST BE A FREAK.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I´M INTELLIGENT, SO I MUST BE WEAK.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I´M WHITE, SO I MUST BE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING GOING WRONG ON THE PLANET: PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I LIKE CARTOONS, SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I LIKE READING, SO I MUST BE A LONER.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I LOVE YAOI, SO I MUST BE GAY.
I´M A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I LIKE GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, SO I MUST BE CHILDISH.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, SO I MUST BE A PEDANTIC BASTARD.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’M STRONG SO I MUST BE STUPID.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I DON´T WANT A BOYFRIEND SO I MUST BE LESBIAN.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.
I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.
I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.
I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.
I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC.
I wear TRENCH COATS a lot, so I MUST be like those COLUMBINE KIDS.
I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, I MUST be a stupid, back-water HICK.
I collect KNIVES, I MUST be a psycho killer.
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES SO I MUST BE OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY.



Me-(Stolen from Yiyo´s)